Thursday, April 17, 2014

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

  • AND
  • I
  • AINT
  • FUCKING
  • SCARED
  • OF 
  • HIM

(Source: versallles)

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

(Source: panerasexual)

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(Source: butdreamsoflove)

shinykaito:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

List of Harry Potter Spells

  • Accio: Brings an object to you
  • Aguamenti: Creates a gush of water from the tip of the spell caster’s wand
  • Alohomora: Opens locks
  • Aparecium: Makes invisible ink become visible
  • Avada Kedavra: The Unforgivable Curse; Kills your opponent; taken from “Abra Cadabra”
  • Avifors: Turns things into birds
  • Avis: Makes birds fly out of the end of your wand
  • Bombarda: Causes a small, locally contained explosion. To make a bigger explosion, one could use “bombarda maxima”
  • Colloportus: Closes a door and binds it so that it can’t be opened.
  • Confringo: AKA the Blasting Curse; Causes the item targeted to explode
  • Confundus: Confounds your target, or makes them temporarily confused
  • Conjunctivitis: Damages the eyesight of your opponent, making them seem to have pink eye
  • Crucio: The Second Unforgivable Curse, the Cruciatus Curse; Tortures your opponent mercilessly
  • Deletrius: Erases the last spell cast by a wand so that it can’t be discovered
  • Densaugeo: Makes teeth grow out of control
  • Diffindo: Makes seams split open, severs an object into two pieces
  • Dissendium: Opens a specific passageway into a cellar, may be useful in other instances; may be only a password
  • Duro: Turns an item to stone.
  • Enervate: Mistaken spell. Changed to Rennervate. Used to wake up a stunned person
  • Engorgio: Makes an item larger, as in swollen
  • Episkey: Heals relatively minor wounds.
  • Evanesco: Causes an item to immediately dissolve away, as if it had never existed
  • Expecto Patronum: Creates Patronus
  • Expelliarmus: Disarms the target of the spell, such as knocking their wand out of their hand
  • Fera Verto: Transforms animals into water goblets!
  • Ferula: Binds a broken limb with a splint and bandages, tightly wrapped
  • Fidelius: Allows a secret to be hidden within the secret keeper’s soul; very powerful spell
  • Finite Incantatem: Stops any spell
  • Flagrate: Allows the user to write or draw in the air with fire
  • Flipendo: Also knows as the Knockback Jinx, pushes or flips something backwards
  • Furnunculus: Causes a person to break out in boils
  • Geminio: Creates a duplicate of an item (a twin, as in the zodiacal sign Gemini).
  • Homorphus: Man-Shape; makes a werewolf or person disguised as an animal resume their human shape
  • Immobulus: Immobilizes the target
  • Impedimenta: Puts up an impediment that slows down something or someone that is coming toward you
  • Imperio: The third unforgivable curse. Allows the user to assume complete control of another person
  • Impervius: Repels water from a surface
  • Incarcerous: Conjures up ropes, which then bind an opponent
  • Incendio: Lights a fire
  • Legilimens: Allows the user to gain access to another’s mind and memories
  • Levicorpus: Turns your opponent upside down and dangles them in thin air
  • Liberacorpus: “Liberates”, or frees a body that has been caught up by the levicorpus spell
  • Locomotor Mortis: The Leg-Locker Curse; locks an opponent’s legs together
  • Lumos: Creates light, usually by making the tip of the wand glow. More light can be created using “lumos maxima”
  • Mobiliarbus: Used to move a tree from one place to another
  • Mobilicorpus: Used to move a body from one place to another
  • Morsmordre: or Morsmorde Used to summon the Dark Mark
  • Muffliato: Causes a buzzing noise to surround a limited area so that those in the area can carry on a private conversation
  • Nox: Extinguishes light, used to douse the light created by “Lumos”
  • Obliviate: Makes a person “oblivious”, erasing their memories of an event
  • Orchideous: Conjures a bunch of flowers from the user’s wand
  • Petrificus Totalus: Total petrification; petrifies an opponent totally
  • Point Me: The Four Point Spell; makes the user’s wand act like a compass
  • Portus: Turns any item into a Portkey, which can then be used to transport a person or persons to another location.
  • Prior Incantato: Reveals to you the last spell that a wand was used to cast
  • Protego: Protects the user, and sends a spell back on an opponent
  • Quietus: Makes things quiet, used to muffle “Sonorus”
  • Reducio: Shrinks an item
  • Reducto: Blasts solid objects into pieces
  • Relashio: Releases something from being constrained or held
  • Rennervate: Was originally “ennervate”, but corrected by author; means to energize or wake up
  • Reparo: Repairs broken items
  • Repello: Repels something
  • Repello Muggletum: Makes an area invisible to Muggles
  • Revelio: Causes something that is hidden to be revealed
  • Rictusempra: Causes a person to curl up in laughter, as if being tickled
  • Riddikulus: Makes a boggart assume a “ridiculous” form, thereby making it funny instead of terrifying
  • Salvio Hexia: Unclear; seems to strengthen other protective spells, or to deflect any hexes cast toward a specific location
  • Scourgify: Used to clean dirt or other material off of a surface
  • Sectumsempra: Causes lacerations to appear all over an opponent’s body, as if they had been cut by an invisible sword
  • Serpensortia: Conjures a snake
  • Silencio: Makes the target of the spell unable to make any sound.
  • Sonorus: Amplifies the user’s voice
  • Stupefy Stupefies an opponent, or knocks them insensible temporarily
  • Tarantallegra: Forces an opponent’s legs to dance uncontrollably
  • Tergeo: Scours something clean
  • Waddiwasi: Removes a stuck object, as in a wad of gum that is stuck in a keyhole
  • Wingardium Leviosa: Allows the user to make an object levitate

avengersonna:

assassins-and-rookies:

Women of Marvel, stand to unite! Fight for what you believe! We gain more power as our numbers slowly grow, so unite!

Beat that dc

dennys:

Granted!

What will come out of the egg tomorrow?!?!

jocelynseip:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

A NATIONAL HERO

jocelynseip:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

A NATIONAL HERO

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

(Source: gloomyteens)